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Humorous quotes
Published November/December 2002
"Nothing in nature is more beautiful than one snowflake, but unfortunately they never come that way."
- Bill Vaughan
Published September/October 2002
"The difference between a political campaign speech and an appearance is twenty minutes."
- Adlai Stevens
Published July/August 2002
"Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes."
- Henry David Thoreau
Published May/June 2002
"Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation."
- Elizabeth Drew
Published March/April 2002
"No man is lonely while eating spaghetti - it requires so much attention."
- Christopher Morley
Published January/February 2002
"Be yourself is about the worst advice you can give some people."
- Tom Masefield
Published November/December 2001
"Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends."
- H.L. Mencken
Published September/October 2001
"How can you be expected to govern a country that has 246 kinds of cheese?"
- Charles De Gaulle
Published July/August 2001
"It is a tolerable depiction of a bore that he is one who talks about himself when you want to talk about yourself."
- Robert Hugh Benson
Published May/June 2001
"If a man could have half his wishes, he would double his troubles."
- Benjamin Franklin
Published March/April 2001
"You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm"
- Colette
Published January/February 2001
"The graveyards are full of women whose houses were so
spotless you could eat
off the floor."
- Heloise Cruise
Published November/December 2000
"I rise from bed the first thing in the morning not because I am dissatisfied with it, but because I cannot carry it with me during the day."
- Edgar Wilson Nye
Published September/October 2000
"If at first you don’t succeed, you’re running about average."
- M.H. Alderson
Published July/August 2000
"There is one thing about baldness - it's neat."
- Don Herold
Published June 2000
"The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it."
- Franklin P. Jones
Published May 2000
"It is hard to imagine a civilization without onions."
- Julia Child
Published April 2000
"Why can't life's problems hit us when we're 17 and know everything?"
- A.C. Jolly
Published March 2000
"I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin deep. That's deep enough. What do you want - an adorable pancreas?"
- Jean Kerr
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